nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via twinking)

treesenpai:

step over ants
put worms back in the grass
rescue baby caterpillars
release spiders back into your garden
open windows for bees to fly home
they are all little souls that deserve a life too

(via mermaid-molars)

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

(via twinking)

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via twinking)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via twinking)

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