bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh, via twinking)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via twinking)

  • People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?
  • Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?

now accepting anon hate

the-stoner-sage:

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

Lmfao

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